Meh. Bring it.

BBC News – Last passengers leave virus-hit cruise ship as three more test positive – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjep78l5835o

Another few years of work from home, and the supermarkets were nice and quiet…

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Let’s Correct That…

Sigh. Seems there are so many thick racists, voting against their own interests.

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This Should Be Hilarious…

BBC News – Iran considering US proposal as Trump says war will be ‘over quickly’
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj0pq2q8221o

Probably “How about we go home, you guys continue charging a toll?” And still trying to get a cut of it, like before. Genius. Art of the deal, y’know…

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Sure…Sure…

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/06/trump-project-freedom-strait-of-hormuz-ships-iran-ceasefire?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Subtitles: The Cunt Of Mostly Crisco fronts out Iran pissing in the chips of ‘Project Freedom’

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Well I Guess The US Could Win It Again For The 7th Time…

BBC News – Bowen: Strait of Hormuz standoff raises risk of sliding back into all out war
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrpnq00j5vo

Meanwhile we’ll all watch prices rocket. Great job, cunts.

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All Going Swimmingly

BBC News – UK airlines to be allowed to cancel flights in advance over fuel shortages – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c794zd1vqn4o

No impacts whatsoever. Carry on about your business citizens…

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Uhuh…

That’s er. Yep that’s um… totally..

Uhhhh. OK. You’re being run by a complete lunatic. Do something about it..

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Whoopee doo

BBC News – Oil price hits highest since 2022 after report Trump to be briefed on new Iran options – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx21m88rd14o

Oil prices jump based on assumed likely random action by piss-stinking orange spunk-trumpet. A flock of bastards.

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5 Takeaways?

BBC News – Five takeaways from the King’s historic address to Congress
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8jvl3x19v9o

1 Being King doesn’t get you out of having to do things you’d probably rather not do.

2 A well written speech, well delivered,  means you can get away with saying things others would not be allowed to.

3 A Chinese takeaway.

4 Don’t takeaway my breakaway.

5 Another Chinese takeaway.(I’m hungry again)

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Man Responsible For Making World Crazier Says What?

BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1je28p42ret
Trump says he ‘wasn’t worried’ during shooting, with suspect due to appear in court – BBC News

Pedolf Shitler seems to have no sense of irony, or responsibility. Anyway. It was all another faked BS attempt. 3rd time lucky?

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