It Looks Like You’re Having A Day Off…

Posted on November 13, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
Hi there!

Microsoft Outlook and Teams still wobbly after hours of fixing. Looks like sacking off 60,000 Microsoft employees and relying more on AI is going well…

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Yeah That. And…

Posted on November 4, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj1dw0ydn595t
Live updates: 2026 US midterm elections and results – BBC News

…being the worst set of people that could ever be imagined in any positions of power? Hahaha.

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Nothing To See Here…

Posted on October 27, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Rise in sales of radios and tinned foods, say retailers, after call to stock up – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5rmy84np001o

Look. No need to worry chaps. But. Er… Well… we all like soup and baked beans yes?

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Dementia Don Gets Called

Posted on October 22, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Trump ordered to sit for deposition in BBC lawsuit
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmy0ryjx7741o

Looks like the orange shit-gibbon gets called to sing for his lawsuit supper. Class.

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Not A Very Smooth Criminal…

Posted on October 11, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – US justice department investigates TV networks over Trump pool coverage
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9vgregzk6gro

The leaning tower of pieceashit.

What an awful person. He has ruined the USA for generations. Things will never be as they were with other nations again.

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Roll up! Roll up! See The Spectacle! Bring Your Children!

Posted on October 9, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Firing squad execution to be livestreamed, Pentagon says
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmy0r96xygx6o

The USA is become a troubling place…

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Hundreds Of Ageing Lesbians Fuming…

Posted on October 5, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – US removes all bombers from RAF Fairford base
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmwyve191dlko

Greenham Common 80s protesters fuming, as all it took to get rid of bombers was 5 blokes in balaclavas in hired Transit vans, out to steal diesel…

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Orange Berk Causing Chaos Needs Other Oil Reserves Released To Keep His Own Diesel Prices Down…

Posted on October 2, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cqd0801d2y3vt
Live updates: G7 leaders agree to release up to 100 million barrels of diesel and crude oil – BBC News

What it says. Cunt.

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Not One Of Enid Blyton’s That I recall…

Posted on September 27, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/sep/27/arrests-suspected-terrorism-charges-explosives-found-near-raf-base-us?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Lashings of ginger beer. Hurrah!

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Whatever. Off You Pop Sweetcheeks.

Posted on September 23, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/sep/23/united-nations-general-assembly-unga-zelenksyy-trump-xi-china-ukraine-russia-europe-latest-news-updates?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

People had to sit and listen to “The Cunt Of Mostly Crisco” yesterday, so it’s only fair you should sit and listen no?

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